tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27152618249792423482012-02-16T09:47:38.982-08:00时轩的火焰世界 ( 欢迎来到 )Tis is a blog tat hav at least 1 years no update.....hahaha ...an old blogThe fLaglobalZhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005870591848999565noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2715261824979242348.post-78623465833387575662008-04-18T20:31:00.000-07:002008-04-18T20:34:06.234-07:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;"><strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">SO </span><span style="color:#ff6600;">LONG</span> <span style="color:#ffff33;">NO</span> <span style="color:#33cc00;">PO</span><span style="color:#3333ff;">ST</span> <span style="color:#6633ff;">BL</span><span style="color:#6600cc;">OG></span></em></strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2715261824979242348-7862346583338757566?l=gflamezshixuen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The fLaglobalZhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005870591848999565noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2715261824979242348.post-64212595850338165682007-10-17T00:32:00.000-07:002007-10-17T00:34:02.182-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S9fwXEgcuDE/RxW60PMcdfI/AAAAAAAAABI/FNUkuOQ6GRQ/s1600-h/fayu16.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5122205557798499826" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S9fwXEgcuDE/RxW60PMcdfI/AAAAAAAAABI/FNUkuOQ6GRQ/s400/fayu16.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2715261824979242348-6421259585033816568?l=gflamezshixuen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The fLaglobalZhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005870591848999565noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2715261824979242348.post-85392595507488146552007-10-16T23:24:00.000-07:002007-10-17T00:06:40.782-07:00笑话天地<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#66ff99;">有一对老夫妇，已经八十多岁了。 所以他们的记性不太好。</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#66ffff;">有一天，他们到医生那里检查身体。检查后，医生对他们说：“ 你们很健康，不过记性很差， 所以要把记下来的东西写下来。”</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ffcc33;">回到家后，老太太要一杯冰淇淋。</span><br /><span style="color:#ffcc33;">老公公要去拿时， 老太太说：“ 你不用写下来吗？”</span><br /><span style="color:#ffcc33;">老公公：“ 不用，我会记得的。”</span><br /><span style="color:#ffcc33;">老太太：“好吧，就加些草莓吧！ 你应该写下来了吧！”</span><br /><span style="color:#ffcc33;">老公公：“不用！我还记得的！”</span><br /><span style="color:#ffcc33;">老太太：“嗯.......... 加些奶油吧！我看还是写下来好些吧！”</span><br /><span style="color:#ffcc33;">老公公：“我不用！！！！！！（生气了）是奶油草莓冰淇淋， 我知道，我现在就去拿！”</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong><em>过了二十分钟后，老公公拿了一个煎鸡蛋从厨房出来。</em></strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong><em>老太太看了一眼就说：“我的烤面包呢？"</em></strong></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2715261824979242348-8539259550748814655?l=gflamezshixuen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The fLaglobalZhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005870591848999565noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2715261824979242348.post-39787171432670163632007-10-03T01:08:00.000-07:002007-10-09T23:38:53.276-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S9fwXEgcuDE/RwNVnfMcdeI/AAAAAAAAAA8/S6pUCpyEENw/s1600-h/011.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117027738499970530" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S9fwXEgcuDE/RwNVnfMcdeI/AAAAAAAAAA8/S6pUCpyEENw/s200/011.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Malaysia's Children Day is on <span style="font-size:180%;color:#66ffff;">1st Oct.</span></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Why my school <span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff9900;"><strong><em>wan 30th Oct days to celebrate?</em></strong></span></div><br /><div></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong><em>>.<</em></strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2715261824979242348-3978717143267016363?l=gflamezshixuen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The fLaglobalZhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005870591848999565noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2715261824979242348.post-82870074558510881072007-10-02T00:02:00.000-07:002007-11-04T23:37:54.692-08:00Pada masa dahulu, sekeping kulit pokok telah menjadi seorang guru di SJK(C) xxxxxx. Pada tahun 2007, dia mengajar di kelas xx.<strong><em><span style="color:#33ccff;"> <span style="font-size:180%;">Walaupun dia sudah berumur 100000 tahun, dia masih cakap sendiri cantik dan lovely. OR!! OR!!!! (muntah)</span></span></em></strong><br /><br />Sekarang mempersilakan kulit pokok untuk memberikan ucapan. Tolong berikan tepukan yang gemuruh. Pak!!!!Pak!!!!!<br /><br />Kulit pokok: Saya berasa gembira dan sangat bangga kerana dipanggil kulit pokok. Saya dipanggil kulit pokok adalah hal yang paling gembira dalam sepanjang hayat saya.<br /><br />Pengacara: Oh! Saya sangat terharu. (muntah lagi)Alamak! Kulit pokok telah pengsan!! Cepat panggil ambulans!!!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong><em>BYE BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong><em></em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong><em>OUR "LOVELY" TEACHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</em></strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2715261824979242348-8287007455851088107?l=gflamezshixuen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The fLaglobalZhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005870591848999565noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2715261824979242348.post-48645655866105596472007-09-27T23:48:00.000-07:002007-09-27T23:53:19.546-07:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#ffffff;">SHIT!!!!!</span> </span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">死树皮!!</span> </span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff9966;">虽然有四天休息一下，她却给多多功课!!!!!!!!!!!</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33cc00;">她妈的!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <span style="color:#ff6666;">>.<</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2715261824979242348-4864565586610559647?l=gflamezshixuen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The fLaglobalZhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005870591848999565noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2715261824979242348.post-10489271467948642162007-09-24T00:00:00.000-07:002007-10-09T23:39:49.010-07:00笑话天地有一天，杰克电话给小华:<br /><br />杰克: Hi, 小华, 你好吗?<br />小华: 怎么了？我很忙.<br />杰克: 昨天, 我买了一架电脑. 但是, 要怎样才能把英文字母变大呢 ？<br />小华：按那个shit 啦!<br />杰克：哇咧！我问你,你竟敢骂臭话!"£$%&(:x*@£/-+^*). 键盘哪有这个键？<br />小华: 按shit 啦! 左下角数起来第二个啦!<br />杰克:哦......<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2715261824979242348-1048927146794864216?l=gflamezshixuen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The fLaglobalZhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005870591848999565noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2715261824979242348.post-48009387004566606822007-09-18T01:52:00.000-07:002007-09-23T23:34:47.928-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S9fwXEgcuDE/Ru-SN8a_SwI/AAAAAAAAAAs/ldE1wuWNvjU/s1600-h/wbk7342.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5111464870344084226" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S9fwXEgcuDE/Ru-SN8a_SwI/AAAAAAAAAAs/ldE1wuWNvjU/s320/wbk7342.gif" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;"> <strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">>.<</span></em></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#33ccff;">唉！</span><span style="color:#663366;"><span style="font-size:130%;">UPSR 过 后 </span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#663366;"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#663366;"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><span style="font-size:180%;">真 </span></span><span style="font-size:0;"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#663366;">闷 <span style="font-size:130%;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#33cc00;">!<strong><em>=.="</em></strong></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff9900;">BorInG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"></span><br /><br /><br /><p><span style="font-size:78%;"></p></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S9fwXEgcuDE/Ru-SEMa_SvI/AAAAAAAAAAk/LynZNHfCboc/s1600-h/wbk7342.gif"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2715261824979242348-4800938700456660682?l=gflamezshixuen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The fLaglobalZhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005870591848999565noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2715261824979242348.post-68518473647015503442007-09-17T23:38:00.000-07:002007-09-17T23:48:28.844-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S9fwXEgcuDE/Ru90m8a_StI/AAAAAAAAAAU/tJTkRckreMA/s1600-h/CrystalCove9_0013.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5111432314491980498" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 187px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 122px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="180" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S9fwXEgcuDE/Ru90m8a_StI/AAAAAAAAAAU/tJTkRckreMA/s320/CrystalCove9_0013.jpg" width="241" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-size:180%;">Hope U all WILL LiKe IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<span style="font-family:courier new;color:#3333ff;"><strong><em>希望你们会喜欢</em></strong></span> :)</span></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><p align="left"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><strong></strong></span><span style="color:#ff6666;"><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;"><em> THANK YOU ALL!!!</em></span></strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2715261824979242348-6851847364701550344?l=gflamezshixuen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The fLaglobalZhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005870591848999565noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2715261824979242348.post-89396640924817033712007-09-17T23:37:00.000-07:002007-09-17T23:51:22.368-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S9fwXEgcuDE/Ru91Y8a_SuI/AAAAAAAAAAc/3-t920BHkwc/s1600-h/CrystalCove11_0031.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5111433173485439714" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S9fwXEgcuDE/Ru91Y8a_SuI/AAAAAAAAAAc/3-t920BHkwc/s320/CrystalCove11_0031.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><strong>Welcome To My WORLD !!!!!!!</strong></span></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"><em>THE WorlDZ Of FlaMeZ</em></span></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2715261824979242348-8939664092481703371?l=gflamezshixuen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The fLaglobalZhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005870591848999565noreply@blogger.com0